HOLy pretzel! So you know how John Mayer has pretty much been AWOL these days? (Besides dating Jessica Simpson; that did not count). Well, he is one wily dude for coming out with a KICK-ARSE SONG! I first heard it on Dancing With the Stars (oh hush, my parents watch it) but I didn’t know it was him! Anyhoo, check it out:

In other celebrity news, Miley Cyrus, Pop Princess Extraordinaire (and sister of Trace Cyrus from Metro Station, WOOT!) is announced on Z100 to have been taking nekkid pics (again? I don’t know). But whatever, it turns out that it’s for an Annie Leibovitz Vanity Fair photoshoot. DARN YOU, Z100, FOR IMPLYING OTHERWISE! Everyone’s watching her like a hawk because they want her to be the next Britney Spears. Muaha.

^ Um. Yeah. That’s the last time I’m ever going to post celebrity gossip. >_> The things I do to fill up a post.