I go by any variation of the word “midget” (due to my short stature, obviously), and my last name sounds a lot like “koala” (hence the koala references). I like to ramble and use parenthesis and/or dashes (because side notes are fun), and I lost count of the amount of blogs I’ve kept. My interests lie solely in the liberal arts (math can go curl up and die for all I care), but my life lies in the hands of Jesus Christ.